lotr + beauty
Samuel L. Jackson as Loki by Tom Hiddleston (x)
That’s the plan. Rule the world. You and me. Any day.
We have to go, Gale, before they kill us. They will kill us.
"You fail to recognize that it doesn’t matter what someone is born but what they grow up to be…"
[HEAVY BREATHING] POTTERLOCK
i didn’t even know this was possible. but it works. it just works.
This is the story of how I died. Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel.
for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick
He’s very open-minded.
Or very open-legged.
Do you mean…
I think about him having contractions:
The fandom in a nutshell
Finally the whole thing
All of time and space